“Will my pizza be long?”(Man) “No it will be ROUND!”(Waiter)
Author: Kirsten
Banana
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Banana
What the easiest way to make a banana split?
To cut in half!
When you can
LETTUCE know what u think
Silverware
“Your looking sharp today!”(Fork)
“thanks!” (Knife)
Apple and Pineapple Joke
What kind of apple is not a apple?
A Pineapple!
Pear Joke
What did the pear say to the pineapple after they won a game?
“We make a great pear!”
Cake Joke
What did the cake wrestler say to the pear?
Do you want a piece of me!?
Apple Joke
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
