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Cute Food Jokes
Find lots of jokes about cute foods!
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“Will my pizza be long?”(Man) “No it will be ROUND!”(Waiter)
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
What the easiest way to make a banana split?
To cut in half!
When you can
LETTUCE know what u think
“Your looking sharp today!”(Fork)
Apple and Pineapple Joke
What kind of apple is not a apple?
What did the pear say to the pineapple after they won a game?
“We make a great pear!”
What did the cake wrestler say to the pear?
Do you want a piece of me!?
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding a half worm!!