“Will my pizza be long?”(Man) “No it will be ROUND!”(Waiter)
Banana
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Banana
What the easiest way to make a banana split?
To cut in half!
When you can
LETTUCE know what u think
Silverware
“Your looking sharp today!”(Fork)
“thanks!” (Knife)
Apple and Pineapple Joke
What kind of apple is not a apple?
A Pineapple!
Pear Joke
What did the pear say to the pineapple after they won a game?
“We make a great pear!”
Cake Joke
What did the cake wrestler say to the pear?
Do you want a piece of me!?
Apple Joke
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
